Smile - read & laugh

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If you hide, I will seek for you If you are lost, I will search for you If you will leave, I will wait for you If days take you away from me, I will fight for you But if you stop talking to me, I will kill you. One day God Came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for “world peace”. That’s impossible, he said. Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, “Let me try world peace” Falling in love is a sweet ambition Finding true love is a lifetime mission Take my word, follow the Nepalese tradition & Marry your dad’s ugly decision. From Mon to Sun, From Jan to Dec From birth till my death, my feeling for Have never changed. For me, you’re always been “Head Ache” Good looks catch the eye but Good personality catches the heart You are blessed with but “Flatter” Don’t be, It was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it. Dark were those days, without you sight when I was in darkness, you gave me lightYou gave me strength to make my life bright. One day you will be surprised to see me beside you. You & me laughing, you & me holding on, You & me just you & me sitting on Mental Hospital & Me Checking You. I cannot hide this from you any more. I don’t want to hurt you & I fell its best if I tell you, before you hear it’s from someone else …. Potato prices have gone up. Good morning:- Have you done two of most Important things when you wake up today? 1.Pray. So that you may live. 2.Take a bath, so that others may live too. I mixed Rum in water & get drunk I mixed Brandy in water & get drunk I mixed Whisky in water & get drunk Now, I have decided never to drink water again I saw something in shop window. It was stunning, cute, simple adorable. I supposed to buy it for you, then I realized It was my reflection Can you pronounce good English Read along Woof, roof, loof, shoof, hoof, woof, loof, Roof, poof, loof, woof, hoof, poof, shoof, Poof, roof Test Result You are a good Dog. Now stop Barking. Could you fax me your photo very- very Urgently? Mind you its really very-very urgent. Damm serious & its very importantI’m playing cards & we’ve misplaced the joker.

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